Thursday, April 28, 2011

Make a Dollar Shirt (Origami)

Dollar shirts

What you need:

  • Hands
  • A dollar

How to make:

Step one: lay the dollar flat on a table with george washington facing upwards and fold it lengthwise (hot dog style so the sides meet evenly.
  
  

Step two: Unfold the dollar leaving a crease in the middle. Fold each side a quarter of the way into the middle on the crease. Both edges should meet in the middle.
Step three: Turn your dollar over and fold the white of one end over. This will be the collar of the shirt.
Step four: Turn the bill over again. From this side, angle-in the two corners from the end you folded in the last step. The two points should meet precisely at the centerline. The angle is not terribly important, but should be about the same as shown in the photo.
Step five: Now take the bottom part of your dollar (opposite of the collar) and undo the quarter folds. Take the bottom and fold it up into the middle of the dollar like in the picture.
Step six: Fold both sides into the middle like you had them before (where both sides were meeting in the center. Take the corners of the folds and make a diagonal fold on the corners so they are facing outwards. These will be the sleeves so fold them as equal to each other as possible.
Step seven: Fold the dollar so that the sleeves fit under the collar. The collar will hold the bottom of the dollar in place.

It should end up looking like the picture at the top.

How to be Classy at a Restaurant While on a Date

How to be Classy at a Restaurant While on a Date

Want to get laid after your date? Many people don't realize that being classy while at dinner can have a huge impact on whether or not you get pussy. So, what should you do to be classy?
First, dress for the venue. Bathe, smell good but don't wear overpowering cologne or perfume. Do not dress like a stripper or pimp. Try to dress well, but make sure it's appropriate for the venue. Dinner at Chilis is not the same as dinner at your local upscale sushi place. Dress for the venue.
When you arrive, the man should open the door. Be polite to the host/hostess. Be patient if you have to wait. If you can't wait for a table, go somewhere else. Acting impatient when you first get to a restaurant is a big red flag: it shows you don't deal well with minor inconveniences. Either wait patiently or go somewhere else.
Be polite to your waitress/waiter. Women love when guys show signs of compassion. You can show compassion by being very polite to the server. They're working hard (usually) and often have a shitton of things to be doing. If they don't return immediately to refill your glass or whatever, let it go.
Order an appetizer and an alcoholic drink (unless you're out with a muslim or mormon, in which case you should murder/suicide for being retarded). If you know about beer/wine/sake/etc. you should show that by ordering something classy and maybe even showing your worldliness by telling your date a few things about proper tasting, etc. Order an appetizer so you can munch on something before your meal comes out. It makes a date less stressful and gives you both something to do. Ordering drinks shows you aren't cheap and that you know a thing or two about alcohol, which makes you look classy, depending on what you order. If you order something stupid, you'll look like an alcoholic. If you order a glass of nice Cabernet Sauvignon or a 300ml bottle of Yaegaki Nigori sake to share with your date, you'll look classy.
Drink slowly. Eat somewhat slowly. Take your time. Chew with your fucking mouth closed. This should be self explanatory, but lots of people fail to do this.
Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.
Do not talk with your mouth full. If you have to, cover your mouth with your hand. No one wants to see half-chewed food chunks in your mouth.
This is important, but often overlooked: Tip well. No one likes a stingy person (except maybe another stingy person). Obviously tipping customs vary by country, but in the US 20% is standard. If they were ok, you tip 20%. If they were outstanding, you tip 25%, 30% or more, depending on how outstanding they were. If they fucked something up big time, you should still tip 10 or 15%. Never tip less than 10% unless they were the worst server ever. It's insulting to the server, shows you're stingy and makes you look like you have no sense of compassion.
After dinner, chew gum or have a mint. Go for a walk, maybe get dessert at an ice cream place if you didn't pig out at dinner. Men should always walk on the outside of the curb (closest to the street). In any case, open the car door for her, drive her home, walk her to her door, and kiss her. If she lets you kiss her, she might even let you inside. If she's giving you the signs, go for it. Congrats! Your behavior at dinner got you laid.

How to Grow Cannabis Outdoors

PART 1
Ok, this is all assuming you live in the UK, as getting seeds is a bit of a challenge in the USA. However, here are some trusted seedbanks that I have found from searching the interwebs -
When you order these seeds, don't order huge quantities. If that gets seized at customs, your big order will be a waste of time. Instead, stagger the orders. Spend between smaller amounts over orders. Money orders and cheques are a big no-no. Instead, use credit or debit cards. On the bill, they will only show up as an obscure company. For example, here in the UK, my company shows up as "URT1"..hardly "MASSIVE SHIPMENT OF CANNABIS SEEDS TO THIS ADDRESS". Use a fake name when ordering, too. But don't be someone like "Stephen Hawking" or (the new) "Barack Obama"..do something like "Sam Jones" or whatever..you get the jist?
Ok, so with the problem for the Americans out of the way, let's get cracking.
Seeds
Pick a decent breeder. By this I mean Greenhouse, Dutch Passion, Lowlife, Nirvana, Joint Doctor, Sensi or Serious Seeds. By spending that little bit extra, you ensure all your seeds will pop when germinating and you will get a stable plant (like, no weird branches popping out of random places and a decent smoke). Feminized seeds are reccomended, as you know you will get bud, no matter what (as long as they flower, lol, but with this guide, they will, right?)..Greenhouse do some pretty good feminized seed deals. I got 5 for about £15. That's fine. THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR ANY STRAINS SUCH AS LOWRYDER OR OTHER "AUTO-FLOWERING" ONES, I WILL DO A SEPERATE THREAD FOR THOSE STRAINS /cruise control
Get a strain that finishes early-ish (so no Haze strains or Sativas), go for ones such as a "Skunk" variety, or strains developed in Holland or Canada. Be sensible. Do you really think the weather in November will be like Jamaica? I don't think so. Some that pop to mind are -

  • Holland's Hope
  • Big Bud
  • The Church
  • Passion #1 (also good for beginners)
  • AK47/AK48 (stinky! be careful of neighbours)
  • A.M.S
  • Skunk #1
  • Early Pearl
  • Ruderalis crosses
  • Lowryder (but they are not covered in this guide. I will do a seperate one for them)
Soil
Your seed is as good as your growing medium. It is possible to grow top quality MJ from your garden soil - don't get me wrong. But you have no idea what the PH of that soil is (unless you test it), and the nutrient quality of it is. By buying a soil which is grom a garden centre, you will at least know how many nutrients it contains etc.
I have always stuck with Westlands with added John Innes No. 1 for seedlings. Basically, just pick a seedling soil. Not too many nutrients to burn the poor fucker, but enough to keep it going. For when your plant begins to show signs of being potbound (which I will cover later), or nutrient deficiency, then you may consider wanting to transplant it. For my secondary soil (after about a month of being in the seedling soil and getting the occasional nutrient topup), I will put the plant into something like Westlands with added John Innes No. 3. This contains a lot more nutrients and is for bigger, more mature plants, therefore feeding them a lot more and sustaining them. Plus, they will grow a lot faster The most important thing is what the soil contains. This will be displayed as N-P-K. I will describe that in the next section.
Nutrients WTF is N-P-K? Well some of our scientific members may know, but to all those who dont, it's the levels of Nitrogen, Phosphorous and Potassium in the soil (or plant food) You will need 2 types of nutrients (apart from the growing medium, aka, the soil). When the plant is growing, you will need a fertilizer which is high in nitrogen as this is what the plant uses most when growing. Don't negect to get a fertilizer with trace elements and a bit of P and K as these are also used, but in lower amounts. I reccomend Tomorite, as not only can you grow awesome tomatoes with it, but it's also pretty good for cannabis. You may also want to invest in Baby Bio. However, only add 1 OR 2 DROPS to your feeding mix (the fertilizer). This stuff can burn your plants to shit. Be DAMN careful with it. As I said, 1 or 2 drops is PLENTY.
When the plant is flowering, you will need a fertilizer that is high in phosphorous as that is what the plant uses to produce the sweet, sweet buds we all like. I use Bio Bloom which is freely available on the net, and costs around £10 for a litre. It's worth it. This is all you will need when the lights go down to 12 hours or so (end of July/August/September/October time)
Also, it has been shown that Molasses are good for plants. Basically, this is like a syrupy substance. It's not expensive, but if you want to use them, get the "Black label" version. The carbohydrates and sugars in the molasses are beneficial for the buds as they are converted into the plant's sugars, which result in stickier, sweeter buds.
Pots
Start your seedlings off in small ones. Nothing too big or adventurous as the seedling can literally "drown" in soil. Plus it will give you the chance to start them off indoors and give them the head start they need (we are gonna be good growrrs, you know).
When they get a bit too big for their homes, get bigger pots. Simple. This is when you add the bigger and better soil. Repot them, it's not difficult. Even these people can do it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HN7BbzzRqQ
Perlite?
Ok, Perlite can be used to aerate your roots. Be warned, it can be expensive and isn't necessary, but it can aid if you overwater your plant - which, happens quite a bit if is your first grow.
Security
I choose to grow in my garden. Why? I know blind spots from my neighbours (obscured by trees), my parents are cool with it and I start my plants later as they are a bit smaller, so therefore have a lower profile. Take everything into consideration. Smell (they will stink!), Sight (from neighbours), Sun (direct sun? Shade?), where you will put them in an emergency? (shed? garage? house?)..remember, the smell!
Let's get growing!
You turn over in your bed..it's late March/early April/May and the weatherman on the radio downstairs says that Spring has officially come. You hear the postman drop some mail through the postbox (or not, for you Yanks) and you jump out of bed. Run down to the doormat and find an envelope for you.
A grin comes across your face, as you know all too well what is in here. Time to crack these bitches open.
Germination
The most common method to germinate seeds is the "paper towel" method. This involves soaking some kitchen/loo roll and leaving your seeds to sit between the sheets for a good 18-24 hours. When you see the little seeds have sprouts coming out of the ends of them, then you can place them into some damp soil and keep an eye on them within the first week. However, you must remember that when using this method, you will have to touch your seeds and this can damage them. Only use this method if you are competent that you will not damage your seedlings. If not, then the following is the better option.
Get your seeds and your pre-prepared pot (Blue Peter moment) of soil with added John Innes No. 1 (and maybe some perlite, if you decided on it), and make a little hole, about 2-3cm down. Place your seed in there, cover it over and water. SOAK THAT BITCH. but remember to keep it covered. Don't pack it too much, but enough..if you get my drift. Repeat the watering for a few days. 4 at least. You will soon see your baby's head emerge and you will feel like a father. Trust me. Just remember, whatever method you use. Keep them warm. I have a light system set up underneath my bed. It suffices
This was my plant at day 6.

  



The cruical first few days
Now I know, it's tempting to feed your plants as much as you can to get them to become "big healthy chron plants", as Shorty in Scary Movie said. However, the trick is to only feed it when it says it needs feeding. And trust me, they won't for a while. Keep them warm and in as much sunlight as possible. If it's a shit day, improvise. Get your desk lamp set up. Just remember not to let them stretch too much, and by this, I mean get lanky. If you want, you can keep a light source close enough to your plants so that they will not "reach for the skies" and have long internodes, resulting in good, but small buds. Keep watering when the soil is dry. You can test by "fingering" it..put your finger a few centimetres down into the soil..if it feels dry at all, then water. It is reccomended to let your water sit for a day before, as it gets rid of any chlorine in it. So you may wish to do this. No harm if you don't though.
My plant at day 8

  

My plant at day 11

  



So..why do you start them indoors?
Because these are only babies, remember. The big bad world out there has the odd bad day, as we do. So letting them get cold/battered or whatever in the first few days isn't nice. Remember when you were a kid? Your parents probably didn't leave you outside. Nurture thee and treat them well, and they will reward you well
Now all you have to do is give them at least 18 hours of light per day to keep them in the vegetative stage, where they will NOT flower..aka produce bud(which isnt hard really. You could invest in a timer, but summer days are usually long, so follow the sun).

Part 2
Keep watering and then your plant may exhibit one of signs of a deficiency after a month or so, as the soil can feed for that long. http://www.marijuana-seeds.net/Thanks-ThankYou.htm
That site lists all possible defiencies or problems. For example, nitrogen etc or overwatering. If your plant looks healthy, then let's get to...

Transplanting
So, your plant has got too big for it's boots? It needs a new home? Well you've come to the right place, buddy. Grab your bigger pots and John Innes No. 3 soil..then follow this guide, as this hippy will explain it better than I ever could.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HN7BbzzRqQ
Your plants will then (hopefully) look like this

  

Transplant at night so they can recover from any shock, then after you are done, water them like there is no tomorrow. Just plain water. The plants will suck up the nutrients of the new soil in no time. You cannot overwater these plants at the moment.
Now, if you are not growing auto-flowering plants or feminized ones, you may have to sex your plants. The plants can show sex a few weeks into growth, so I will put this in here in case yours have already, or will show sex..it's a given, of course.

Sexing your plants..

You want girls. Not males. None at all. So here is how you can tell if you have females. Thoroughly inspect your plants for any of the following (if you have bought standard, non feminized seeds)

  

you want to be looking for the following..

  

If you see ANY male preflowers at all..any balls..fucking rip them up (carefully) and chuck them into the compost bin far, far away from the females as pollen can fly (not your normal bin, as people may see, such as the bin men, that you have a weed plant in there..not good!)

Feeding
So your plant is getting hungry quickly? (see the last link I posted to cannabis nutrient problems)..well, get your Tomorite and measure out about 3ml to every litre of water. This is sufficient for each plant (depending on how hungry it is)..but do not overfeed. It can be difficult, but limit feeding to once a week, and maybe the odd bit of plain water between feedings to flush out any salt or other build-ups as the PH of the soil can go tits up. You want it between 5.8 and 6.8 So now it's getting into the Autumn... Your plants are big and healthy, I hope..like so (well, mine were, anyway)

  

The flowering season starts when the days become shorter. The sun is up for near enough 12/13 hours a day and your plant has realised the end of it's life is coming (mwuhaha)..it will now produce the buds you want. This site shows the average daylight hours per month/day..very useful http://www.locationworks.com/sunrise/lond.html#Jun You will now see the pre-flowers become more prominent, like so
and will switch to the "Bloom" fertilizer. Follow the instructions on the packet and follow this feeding schedule;

  • Week 1 of flowering (around the end of August): 1ml of Bloom, 3ml of Tomorite
  • Week 2 of flowering: 2ml of Bloom, 2ml of Tomorite
  • Week 3 of flowering: 3ml of Bloom, 2ml of Tomorite
  • Week 4 of flowering: 3ml of Bloom, 2ml of Tomorite
  • Week 5 of flowering: 4ml of Bloom, 1ml of Tomorite
  • Week 6 of flowering: 5ml of Bloom
  • Week 7 of flowering: 5ml of Bloom
  • Week 8 of flowering: 5ml of Bloom
For a week before you harvest, just feed with plain water to "flush" out any nutrients..you don't want your smoke to be tainted now do you?..
Feed any molasses (if you use them) once a week, too. On average, a teaspoon a litre is a good measurement. It's thick, so put it in boiling water and swish it round. Then add your nutrients (above)...then water your plant with them. Molasses contain sugar which is metabolised somehow into plant-compatible sugars, making the buds stickier and sweeter on the palate.
Your seeds should have told you how long they take to flower on the packet. On average it is about 8 weeks. Most plants finish late September-Mid October. Remember, that because you are now feeding with a "Bloom" fertilizer, the leaves WILL go a yellowish colour, as the plant uses it's nitrogen/sugars left over to go into leaf production. So don't worry if the leaves are going yellow. It's fine. It means your buds will be better and more resinous...good eh?
Also, during any shit weather, put the plants indoors. No point coming all this way and having them killed by a strong gust of wind (we are talking Autumn here)

Harvest!
When your buds are fat, firm and have brownish hairs on them, grab a magnifying glass and inspect the little crystals (or trichomes, as they are scientifically called) are a cloudy colour, then you are ready to chop. The longer you leave your plant, the more "couchlock" effect you will get..the earlier you harvest, the more "headier" your high will be. Your plant will be honking during this time, and for the last week, as I said..feed with nothing but water. So you have cut down your plants and now have sticks of godly-looking ganja? Well, set some time aside, as you now have to trim oThis video explains it better than I could
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id4_YZsjJso
Now to cure it.

Looks good right? Well, leave it to dry out (at least 10 days - until it is bone dry) and then leave for another week or so in a jar..this is called the "curing" process
Then you will have the most satisfying smoke of your life..remember, growing Cannabis is a way of life, not a joke. You can get severely fucked by the long dick of the law if you get found out. Loose lips sink ships. Tell nobody. Use cash whenever possible in transactions and spend a long time thinking and planning your plant plot. The slightest mistake can bring it crashing down.

How to Break a Lock With Liquid Nitrogen or Canned Air


Locks are made of metal, and metal has one critical weakness; it's brittle when cold. So brittle in fact that it can be smashed like glass.

So, all you need to do to remove a lock is to super-cool it. But how? Well you have two options; liquid nitrogen and canned air. The former is more effective.

Liquid nitrogen can be bought at welding shops. It is very cheap too. With a boiling point of -321*F, liquid nitrogen is VERY cold. All you need to do to obtain some is to walk into a welding shop with a dewer flask such as a thermos. Ask them to fill it up and they will for a few bucks. IMPORTANT! DO NOT screw the cap on tightly! Pressure will build up and the flask will shatter explosively! Simply put the cap on loosely, and the liquid nitrogen should last for about 6 hours in a thermos, or a few days in a large dewer. 5 gallon dewers cost about $120, so it's not too bad.

Next chill the lock. This can be done by filling up a METAL can with liquid nitrogen and dunking the lock. It will boil vigorously, just add more lN2 as it evaporates. Eventually it will stop the vigorous boiling and the lock is sufficiently chilled.

Now take a 20 ounce hammer and hit the lock hard. It may take a few well placed blows but the lock will likely shatter like glass!

Option two is canned air; the stuff that you buy to clean computers. It contains high pressure 134a (1,1,1,2-Tetrafluoroethane) or the same stuff that's in your refrigerator/air conditioner. When you tip it over and squeeze the handle it releases liquid 134a at a temperature of -153.94*F. Nowhere near as cold as nitrogen, but it is still cold enough to embrittle cheaper locks. Get a big bottle, then simply chill the lock and smash with a heavy hammer.

How to Enter Deep Meditation

Meditation has proven scientific benefits, one of which being overall increased health and wellness.
  • To start off, make sure the room you are in is quiet and dark. If you have a blindfold or eye mask and noise-cancelling headphones, they will help.
  • Find a comfortable position. I prefer to lie down, but you are welcome to try sitting up.
  • Now focus on your breathe. Thoughts will come and go, do not pay attention to them. Do not try shutting the thoughts out entirely as fighting them only makes it more difficult to let go, but instead keep focusing on your breathe.
  • When you breathe in, make sure you are pushing your chest and abdomen outwards. When you breathe out, suck your abdomen and chest inwards. This may feel strange at first because you are probably not breathing this way at the moment. This technique is called a "yoga breathe."
Beginners:

  • For those who are inexperienced meditators, I recommend starting out with 2-3 breathes per minute (at least).
  • Breathe in for 5 seconds, hold for 5 seconds, exhale for 5 seconds, and wait another 5 seconds before breathing in once again.
  • The idea is not to pass out or feel lightheaded. If you feel uncomfortable, please stop immediately.
  • When you feel you are ready, progress to 10 seconds. And for the truly brave, try the advanced step below.
Advanced: Breathe in deeply for 15 seconds, hold the breathe in for another 15 seconds, exhale for 15 seconds, and wait another 15 seconds before breathing in. One breathe cycle per minute.

Make a few hundred bucks, quickly

Basically all that this requires is to have a house.
Place an ad in the local paper as a house for rent. Obviously having no intention of renting the house.
Tell them you/current residents, are moving out on the first or whatever, but you can still show the house. That way they won't question all the furniture and shit.
Let people know there will be a $25-40 charge for a credit check when they submit the application. (This is a pretty common practice)
After a week or two, call all the applicants and tell them they weren't approved, or you found someone else.
Keep the money, but never actually do the credit checks.
PROFIT!

How-to: Fix a Scratched Disk


In this guide I will tell you how you can fix a Disk that's been scratched without having to by the disk repair liquid at the store. Before you move on to fixing the scratches make sure the disk isn't just dirty or smudged with fingerprints. Cleaning the Disk should be the first thing you do before moving on. I have used the process below many times and while it wont work every single time it has a pretty good success rate.


How To Clean The Disk
  1. Run Warm water over it the Disk
  2. When you dry it off make sure to use a cloth that is soft and not likely to scratch it even more.
  3. Very Gently run the cloth outwards. Starting in the Center then moving out. If you do it in a circle around the disk you'll just damage it more
  4. Now try playing it. Many times this is all that needs to be dont and it will play fine. Make sure to do this before moving on to any other steps.
  5. You can also try to burn a new disk on your computer. A lot of times a computer can read the disk well enough to burn it even though it wont play.

It still wont play, What now?
  1. First locate the scratches. It's easiest to do this by looking at it under a light and moving it around a bit.
  2. Remember in locating the scratches that track 1 is read closest to center of the disk. track 2 is located a little more out etc etc.
  3. Now you can attempt to polish the Disk
  4. The best thing to use for this is a baking soda based toothpaste. Apply a small amount of toothpaste to an old shirt(make sure it's clean) or cloth of some kind.
  5. Gently rub the toothpaste on the CD. Make sure your doing it from the center outwards and not in a circular motion as this can cause even more scratching. Do this only to where you see visible scratches. Theres no need to do it to the whole cd and risk damaging it further.
  6. Do this about ten or twelve times. If this doesn't work you can try the process again.
  7. Remove the toothpaste from the CD using warm water and a cloth. Be careful not to apply much pressure on any of these steps to avoid further scratching.
  8. Once it's rinsed off and dried try playing the Disk.

Further Tip's

You can also use peanut butter, Metal polish or commercial disk repair fluid for this.
You can also try holding the diosk under a lamp for a about 30 seconds then try putting it in your computer. This can buy you time to burn the CD if you couldn't before. Once again make sure your very gentle when wiping anything on or off the CD or you will damage it even further. If these steps dont help you then your only other option is to buy a new cd or get some commercial grade disk scratch remover.